I am going to provide you with some insight and information that could help both your health, and your financial state. From a few hundred dollars a month, to over $1 million a year, listen to these facts before deciding whether or not to take a second look, but even then, you gotta have foresight, which means most of you idiots won’t get it. I’m gonna try anyway.
We have now reached the point where 55 percent of the US population is overweight or obese. We are also in the midst of an economic downfall that rivals, if not exceeds the Great Depression. People are hurting. People are in trouble. There is a new discrimination in this country, and it has nothing to do with race, religion or ethnicity. Today, the overwhelming, number one discrimination, is against people who are overweight. People who are overweight are discriminated against in ways that many of you may never know, and only the ones who have experienced it will, but it is everywhere. The reason this is happening is because people who are fat are made to feel that the entire problem is caused by their behavior, and they are effectively being ostracized from higher positions in society at an alarming rate. Listen, don’t think I’m getting soft on those of your who are fat, lazy and don’t do shit about it, but the reality is that while 55 percent of the population is overweight, 25 percent of the population is considered obese. The medical definition of obese is “so overweight you have trouble functioning.” In other words, while many of you may get a kick out of me bagging on people who can’t wipe their own ass, the sad thing is I’m not kidding. What’s happening here is that our wealthier, educated, upper class are actually getting healthier. Meanwhile, the poor and middle classes, who are the bulk of America, are slipping off the deep end when it comes to food and health. When looked at closely, it is easy to see that this is as much of an economic problem as it is a medical one. So if the economy fuckin’ sucks, then what do you think is going to happen now. The fat will become obese, the obese will become bedridden, and everybody will become a little worse off financially. Still aren’t seeing the connection here Einstein? Look, we have a one trillion dollar agriculture business of packaged fast food, and the packaged food industry is quite savvy at marketing their products. They follow a process known as “potato chip marketing equations.” This means that 90 percent or more of their product is sold to 10 percent or less of their customers. Think about the people you know who eat Wendy’s or McDonalds almost every day. Shit, it might be you. Believe me, it’s easy to recognize that 10 percent of fast-food junkies consume more than 90 percent of the shit, and if you don’t think the marketing companies know this, and therefore study you like a lab rat, then you are fat, and retarded. Granted, the ad execs are doing an excellent job of confusing their audience and keeping them uninformed, but that’s what this Boner is here for. Let me give you one of my favorite examples of people’s complete idiocy when it comes to this point: Take anything that touts or labels itself boldly and proudly as being “Fat Free.” Like those Snackwells that dude was so proud of for eating, you know who I mean Doug Tail. You see, where they may have removed the nominal amount of fat that were in those cookies to begin with, they surely couldn’t have quadrupled the amount of sugar that they were putting in them, actually causing the calorie content to be higher could they? Well they did. That, and they partnered up with the government in a way that causes us to continually get information that says “this shit is good for you,” when it would really be better to just stick your head in a toilet and eat shit. Think I’m wrong? Take a look in the mirror fat boy, I’m not.
Now I’m gonna break here for now because I got other shit to do, but I’m not done yet, so if you want to see where I’m going with this, then check back. This motherfucker’s about to be continued…
