It don’t take much to get me hard. You could slap it, pet it, just don’t call my phone.
You can, however, call Richard Natchez Ediger’s phone. He’s a pussy who loves to talk on his phone, all the time. No matter where he is, even if it is a completely inappropriate place in public, like the gym for example. If you want to give him a call, then e-mail a boner for his number.
My e-mail address is fuh-q-pussy@lickadick.com which is a hilarious fake address, or if you’re a lady you can write me at kcbluesharp15@yahoo.com, which is my real address.
